At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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