Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
