You work out of a Hotel?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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