Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My feet surprised me
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