walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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