Moan for me like Helen Keller
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
What drink are we having for lunch?
The feeling are messing with the penis
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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