Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
