i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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