This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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