I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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