Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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