he puts the penis in happiness.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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