Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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