Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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