I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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