Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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