how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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