everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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