okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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