party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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