Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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