So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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