Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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