On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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