what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Randomize
