Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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