just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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