Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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