I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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