It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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