Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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