no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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