We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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