I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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