Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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