He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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