so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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