did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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