they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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