This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
