There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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