Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
