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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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