Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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