Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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