Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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