i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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