Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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