Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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