At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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